PLEASE NOTE THAT PAGE THIS WAS WRITTEN WHEN I WAS 13 YEARS OLD. I AM CONTINUING TO HOST THIS PAGE FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES ONLY. THANKS!
Here's the part where you get to read about me. If you don't feel like reading, head back to the home page right now! This isn't going to be a complete biography of my life, but it should give you a little idea of what I'm like. I'll try to make it quick.

Things I Like

      Note: I'm gonna add some more stuff here soon. I'm interested in anything having to do with motorcycles, dirtbikes, motorcycles, paintball, girls, cars, soccer, computers, girls, good music (rap, alternative, rock), baseball, cAndoms, girls, good movies, blonde wigs, aggressive skating, and a million other things.

Things I Don't Like

      Sure, I like a lot of things, but there's just about an equal amount of things I DON'T like. For example, I hate Coke and everything made by or affiliated with Coke. There's no real reason behind this, but I just like Pepsi better. Some cars I hate: Hyndai's, Kia's, and Daewoo's. I can't stand the sight of these things! They're ugly, foreign made, cheap, worthless, useless, annoying, frustrating, disagreeable, and much more! I can't stand these cars! If you own one of these cars, I would hope you ended up at this site by accident. Another thing that annoys me: I hate hearing the names Bram, Bryce, Conner, and Hope. If I was given one of these names, I would change it ASAP. Yet another thing that I wouldn't mind seeing wiped off the face of the Earth: Apple computers. I hate everything about them and anyone who likes Macs. Enough said. There, now you can leave a nasty guestbook entry if you disagree with anything I just said : - )

Boring Stuff

      Now the ultra super boring stuff: My favorite color is green (the background). My favorite food is egg salad, although I will eat almost anything not still attached to a living organism. I prefer summer over winter and spring over fall. My favorite breed of dog is Dalmatian (hello Lucky). My favorite movies are the original Wayne's World, Mafia, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, and Dude Where's My Car?. My favorite place to hang out is Cedar Point (Okay, so maybe I don't really hang out there, but it would be cool). My favorite car is the 1967 350 Camaro. My favorite dirtbike is the 2000 Honda XR200, that's why I have one! My favorite streetbike is the 1985 Yamaha RZ350. My favorite paintball gun is the Spyder. You can see a picture of my gun here. My favorite subjects are gym and study hall, not that they're easy or anything. I have a brother, 13, and a sister, 9.

      Well, that's all for now. If I manage to think of any other boring things about me, I'll add them to the page as soon as possible. Also, if there's anything else you wanna know about me, just leave a guestbook entry or send me an email. You can see a picture of me here. Thanks for looking. 

-Zach